Monopoly 1992 By: Parker Brothers

Overview:

     It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times. The Depression was still rolling on and what game did people love? That’s right, one about tossing poor people into the streets. Nothing like “Fuzzy Bear brings Christmas Cheer to the Forest”. Nope, nothing about lovable and generous neighbors harvesting your wheat for you. No, this game was about grabbing all of the gusto and chunking little Miss Maybell, the beloved elderly school teacher, out in the cold on her wrinkly butt. So if you are looking for a game with love and compassion, don’t play Monopoly, play Resident Evil.

     Excellent graphics, sounds and game action. Not much more to say, the computer game plays like the board game. One major problem is that if you make a mistake playing against the computer, you cannot undo it. The computer will blissfully move along ignoring all of your protests.
     The great difference between playing the board game and the computer version is that even Charles Manson can play. “Friends? We don’t need no stinking friends”. So like Solitaire and Pro Basketball, you can play the game alone. Not that you have to. I mean, you can always invite Britney Spears and Lyndsay Lohan over for a spirited game. I do it all the time. Of course I end up playing alone against the computer. As you are likely to, also.


“Brother can you spare a dime”

Yip Harburg and Jay Gorney
Once I built a railroad

I made it run

Made it race against time.

Once I built a railroad

Now it's done

Brother, can you spare a dime?
Once I built a tower up to the sun

Brick and rivet and lime.

Once I built a tower,

Now it's done.

Brother, can you spare a dime?

Directions:

     Most of the choices that you make will have prompting on the screen telling you the appropriate buttons to select. But below is a listing of possible choices for each button:
“A” Button

     Select and enter choices

     Buy Property

     Bid at auctions

     Switch between Main Menu and the Sub-Menu

     To exit from most screens
“B” Button

     To put up a property to auction

     To see everyone’s assets
“C” Button

     Call up the Main Menu

     Look at Title deeds

                                                                         Quit screens or menu selections
     If you press the “C” Button to bring up the Main Menu, you will be asked which player you are. Choose the appropriate player with the D-Control and press the “A” Button. The Main Menu displays Buildings, Mortgages, Trades, Deeds and General. Select which one you want.
     When you land on a piece of property, you can buy it or put it up for auction. If you put it up for auction, the Auction Screen opens and you have a chance to bid against the other players in the game.
     To see what everybody has: property, cash, “Get Out of Jail Free” card, press the “B” button on your turn.
     To get out of jail, you can chance rolling doubles on your turn or press the “C” Button to bring up the Main Menu. From the Main Menu, select the “Get Out of Jail” option to either use a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, if you have one, or to pay $50.00 if you don’t.
Trading:

     The process of trading can appear to be complex but actually isn’t. First choose the Main Menu with the “C” Button, and then naturally select “Trade” with the D-Control and the “A” Button. Using the D-Control, point the Rich Uncle’s hand towards your player and then select Property or Cash. Then using the D-Control and the “A” Button, choose the properties that you want to trade and/or the amount of cash that you are offering (D-Control UP or DOWN allows to change the cash value). If you are playing against the computer, you must do the same for him. Then move the Rich Uncle’s hand to your “Accept” and push the “A” Button. If trading with a human player, they would do the same. If playing against the computer, he will evaluate the deal and accept it or refuse it. The computer is not stupid, so don’t expect to get any easy deals.
Buying Houses or Hotels:

     Press the “C” Button to bring up the Main Menu and choose Buildings. Choose buy houses or hotels. The screen should then allow you to scroll to the property that you want to place the buildings on. Then you should be given a screen allowing you to choose the number of houses to buy.
Selling Houses or Hotels:

     Similar to Buying House or Hotels except it is a buyer’s market; you sell at a great loss.
Options:

     There are pre-loaded games, etc., that you can explore under the Options choice.