Toe Jam And Earl in Panic on Funkotron ZAP By: ZAP

Storyline:

FUNKOTRON RAP

Yo! Listen up 'cuz I got a situation
To tell ya 'bout for your own edification
You prob'ly know, me and Earl we took a side trip
To a planet that collided with our spaceship

You may recall we took a straight down nose dive
Check it out, you should never let Earl drive
Planet Earth's not a place you would wanna stay
So me and Earl we made a high-speed getaway

We made it home to our home destination
Where we had a highly funky celebration
But then we ran into a slight complication
That wasn't healthy for our fly reputation

You know the Earthlings? Well they had caught a ride
On our rocket ship, hangin' on the outside
Their visitation, it was really rude
Irritation of first class magnitude

Well, me and Earl can take a little heat
But we were sittin' in a very hot hot seat
You get the picture, not a pretty situation
But check it out, there's another implication

The Funkapotamus - Yo! - whoever through 'a this
He decides that it's time for a vacation
He annouces that it's his intention
To hide out in the Funk Dimension
Because the Earthlings are so very crude
And by the way he's taking with him all the Funkitude

Get down, give it up, do your dance now
Everybody, everyone on Funkotron
To the rhythm with a hip hop know how
Shake it right now, before the Funk is gone
Do your dance now, before the Funk is gone

--From the Genesis Toe Jam And Earl in Panic on Funkotron instruction manual.